TOm's definitions

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

by Tom June 7, 2004

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004

Shamo Mother Fucker

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

by Tom July 29, 2003