equinie 

someone who is so infatuated with horses that EVERYTHING about there life is equine related.

spends suspicious amounts of time with their horses.

person 1: ewww that person only talks about horses
person2: I walked into her room the other day and it was full of horse ribbons, pictures and there was even an old bridle hanging on her wall.
person 3: such an equinie

equinie by ben dover1234 July 31, 2012

equine actuary 

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

equities in dallas 

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.

Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.

equities in dallas by DCprince August 30, 2006

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

uranate like a competitive equine by Telephony January 20, 2011

equinebrium 

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate

I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.

equinebrium by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010

equine 

adj.

Of or relating to horses.

"He lost his shirt betting on equine competitions."

"The new arabian colt is a paragon of equine grace."

equine by blueagave April 5, 2006

Miniature Equine Aficionada

A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about miniature toy horses, often in times of depression, young wizards will turn to it as an escape from reality.

Harry in a spiral of depression, turns to the escape of the world of Miniature Equine Aficionada.

Miniature Equine Aficionada by WackyDeli December 5, 2010