epipihanot 

An idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver, but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid or incorrect.

His idea is so epipihanot! And he thinks we believed him?

epipihanot by Nightcat Sue May 9, 2017

epiphanot 

An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Here is a bimutual epiphanot from one of Americas cinematic masterpieces, National Lampoon's "Animal House"...

Larry: Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. (Jennings nods) This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--

Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.

Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?

epiphanot by Mars Redwyne April 13, 2007

Epiphanate

The act of having a moment of revelation, inspiration, and insight. A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.

I had to spend some time alone and epiphanate before I could write a new song.

Epiphanate by Phong Vang February 9, 2009

epiphanetically 

Adj: during, or immediately following, an epiphany

Its not too late to realize, even epiphanetically, your mistakes.

epiphanetically by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016

Epiphanut 

The act of undergoing an epiphany following busting a nut.

"Bro I had an epiphanut last night"
"What was it"
"If the earth is round, is ball really life?"

Epiphanut by 0bviou$ly December 10, 2017

Epiphanatic 

A person who can only grasp a tiny flicker of brilliance because they refuse to allow truth to enter their mind, and believing they are enlightened, must turn to fanatacism for comfort and praise.

Guy 1: "I had an epiphany this morning about my friend."

Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"

Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."

Guy 2: "How's that?"

Guy 1: "Because, everyone who ever said something I didn't like, was crazy"

Guy 2: "No, you probably just didn't understand it because you are epiphanatical"

Epiphanatic by your liberator January 18, 2011

epiphanette 

When you have a staggering revelation that's doesn't really impact anyone but you. It's sorta like an epiphany - but much, much smaller. It is to an epiphany what a kitchenette is to a kitchen.

Fee awoke from a dream, and in the moments before normal life returned she was struck by an epiphanette :

She should totally go blonde for the summer.Totally.

epiphanette by buffycee July 19, 2011