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epiphanot 

An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Here is a bimutual epiphanot from one of Americas cinematic masterpieces, National Lampoon's "Animal House"...

Larry: Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. (Jennings nods) This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--

Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.

Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?
epiphanot by Mars Redwyne April 13, 2007

Epiphanut 

The act of undergoing an epiphany following busting a nut.
"Bro I had an epiphanut last night"
"What was it"
"If the earth is round, is ball really life?"
Epiphanut by 0bviou$ly December 10, 2017

epiphanesia

The experience of having a significant epiphany about one's life only to immediately forget it.

A conflation of the words epiphany + amnesia.

Origins
epiphany: Middle English epiphanie, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin epiphania, from Late Greek, plural, probably alteration of Greek epiphaneia appearance, manifestation.

amnesia: New Latin, from Greek amnēsia forgetfulness, alteration of amnēstia
Norman was stricken by epiphanesia immediately after his sudden and inexplicable insight into how he became a graphic designer leaving him unable to explain it or even remember why he wanted to know.
epiphanesia by Double-Nine September 21, 2016

epiphanonymous

A combination of epiphany and anonymous where when you are in a chat room with people you don't know (and they don't know you) and you burst out in exaltation anonymously.
Chat Conversation:

Livefree123: So. Have you checked out the Pajammers on Youtube?

Supersupergirl: YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOOOOOODAAAAADOOOOO! YOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

Livefree123: That was so totally epiphanonymous!

Supersupergirl: Yeah! I do that a lot!

epiphanastic 

when something is so fantastic it gives you an epiphany.
Hey, Larry, that poem you wrote about jogging is epiphanastic!

epiphanautical 

A brilliant realization that occurs during an epiphany
You have to learn how to spell epiphany before you can spell Epiphanautical.

I just had an Epiphanautical revelation!
epiphanautical by Sarcastic&mouthy October 10, 2017