1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.
An episode of a tv series that, when compared to previous episodes, pales greatly in comparison, and, in simple terms, is completely idiotic, or a complete disappointment.
James: Did you see the final episode of the Sopranos?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'