epiotic

Some epic idiot shit.

Street snowboarding from a tow rope on a city street is straight up Epiotic.

by DjHLS February 25, 2015

epicticity

The state or condition of being beyond epic.

Last night was complete epicticity.

by The Amalamps February 20, 2011

eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.

Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!

by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009

episotic

An episode of a tv series that, when compared to previous episodes, pales greatly in comparison, and, in simple terms, is completely idiotic, or a complete disappointment.

James: Did you see the final episode of the Sopranos?

Mary: Yeah, that was episotic.

by Ziggy McChops February 26, 2008

epitical

The adverb, adjective form of the word epitome only used when the greatest smoking moments are happening

That sesh last night was an epitical moment in smoking

by Tokay September 25, 2013

Epitichi

To hit someone or something successfully

The archer Hit the deer epitichially

by J'ergon October 25, 2024