epidermis 

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

epidermis by amado February 13, 2005

epidermis 

A word meaning "skin"
But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....

"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now"
(Looks down at trousers)
"What???"

epidermis by R,L,L,J May 13, 2005

Epidermis 

The outer layer of your skin. Despite widespread belief, it is <i>not</i> part of a joke which would cause hilarity to thoroughly ensue.

Yes, my epidermis is showing, I know what epidermis means. Fuck you.

Epidermis by iGoleh August 17, 2008

Epidermis 

Skin, but most people think it's a small unimportant abdominal organ.

Person 1: Hey person 2, your epidermis is showing.

Person 2: The only thing that's showing is my skin.
Person 1: Exactly!

Epidermis by TaylorHasRocks July 1, 2015

Epidermis 

To be a lame jew. One who thinks everything sounds like Metallica.

What a Epidermis. He thought Weezer soundsed like Metallica.

Epidermis by Easybaker October 2, 2007

Epidermis Party 

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic 

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic by pigLoverr April 29, 2009