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Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".
Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.
by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009
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Evictionism

Evictionists state that the act of abortion must be conceptually separated into the acts of:

1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but

not the second act (murder).

They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.

The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may

indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
Evictionist founder, Walter Block modifies Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous violinist thought experiment and uses it to support his claim.

It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect

yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.

The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.

However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be

unnecessary, and thus murder.

Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas

aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.

During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.

Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
by Oblivious Maximus March 22, 2021
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Eviction

Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).
“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul
by True words by Oliver October 28, 2019
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Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.
Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
by classy kid July 23, 2010
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