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Vaginal Eviction 

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".
Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

Evictionism 

Evictionists state that the act of abortion must be conceptually separated into the acts of:

1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but

not the second act (murder).

They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.

The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may

indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
Evictionist founder, Walter Block modifies Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous violinist thought experiment and uses it to support his claim.

It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect

yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.

The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.

However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be

unnecessary, and thus murder.

Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas

aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.

During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.

Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
Evictionism by Oblivious Maximus March 22, 2021
Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).
“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul
Eviction by True words by Oliver October 28, 2019

Eisen Eviction 

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.
Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
Eisen Eviction by classy kid July 23, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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