Epictonic 

noun. epictonia
adj. epictonic
adv. epictonically

1) Euphoric feelings of intense ecstasy

2) An antiphrasis connoting apathy, numbness (psychology term)

Common misconception/ misapplication: when your sex is on fire and you're consumed with what's to transpire

When you are living in purple haze.

girl: Hi! How's it going?

boy: Excuse me while i kiss the sky.

girl: Are you feeling alright?

boy: Epictonic.

Epictonic by Trollet's barn December 2, 2010

epicticity 

The state or condition of being beyond epic.

Last night was complete epicticity.

epicticity by The Amalamps February 20, 2011

Epictricity 

The kind of electricity that can only be distributed by Ash's Pikachu, like in the very first episode when Pikachu destroyed those Spearow with a Thunder attack.

Holy shit James, did you see the Epictricity from the twerp's Pikachu? We can't get ahold of that, Giovanni can piss off.

Epictricity by Shadowinchester June 15, 2010

Epicnicity 

The amount of epicness in any situation, object or thought. Measured in Epunits.

Mike: Dude, that guy just got hit by a car going like 60 mph!
Harold: Yeah, so, who cares.
Mike: Well, he was thrown like 30 yards and landed on his feet.
Harold: Dude! The epicnicity of that must be off the charts!

Epicnicity by [Garebear] January 20, 2009

epitomic

Possessing snowboarderistic qualities

she's pretty epitomic

epitomic by yayayayyayya April 2, 2011

Epicnicity 

(Epic-nih-city) Having the property of being extremely epic. For use on those extreme situations where simply "epic" won't suffice.

Man, last day of snowboarding for the season, hiking Blackcomb peak in a t-shirt, not a cloud in the sky, beers in the sun apres, getting fresh powder lines in April!?! Complete and utter Epicnicity.

Epicnicity by Craig Kalnin May 5, 2006

Epicnonceslayer 

If your name is James your probably an epicnonceslayer.

“Look it’s a sexy epicnonceslayer” said Gekyume to Jesus

Epicnonceslayer by definitely a nonce February 21, 2019