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1. (Adjective) Describes a weapon in any video games, like CoD or Halo, that's extremely good and is really good for owning other players.
2. (Past tense Adj) Describes a game in which you did very well, ranking one of the top players.
1. "Wow my assault rifle epics! I'm raping these guys"
2. "Oh yeah I epic'd in that game, I had 37 kills and 2 deaths!"
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See: Epicity
Epics, short for the Epicity clique
Epics by Be Epicity August 15, 2008

Welfare Epics 

Epic quality items in the video game World of Warcraft that are obtained through grinding PVP. These items are generally on par with the highest quality items in the game and can be easily had by anyone with only a minimal investment of time.

No skill is required to obtain a Welfare Epic.
I was just killed by some faggot mage in season 3 welfare epics.
Welfare Epics by AnonWoWfag December 28, 2007

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

Epic sex 

Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.

Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.

The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.

They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.

The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.

That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "

"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"

"well both but shhh, its a secret"
Epic sex by Notjulianyoung July 22, 2020

Epic Rap Battles of History 

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Epic Gamer Moment 

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word
That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment