Epic Battle 

An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.

Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.

Epic Battle by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009

Epic Battle Guy 

The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.

"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."

"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"

Epic Battle Guy by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 18, 2008

bingus vs floppa epic battle 

bingus vs floppa is an awesome battle between life and death

look at the bingus vs floppa epic battle

bingus vs floppa epic battle by the gig gaggedy goo April 26, 2022

fortnite dance battle epic cool dab litty fam dab

when you get fortnite and you just wanna pull off a fortnite dance battle epic cool dab litty fam dab

LETS GO I GOT FORTNITE (pulls off a fortnite dance battle epic cool dab litty fam dab)

fortnite dance battle epic cool dab litty fam dab by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022

Super Epic Anime Battle

a slang for "Youtube Poop", especially the clickbait ones.

TOP 10 SUPER EPIC ANIME BATTLES! (not clickbait)

Super Epic Anime Battle by the German Horse Worder August 27, 2023

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle 

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.

"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle by plungebot August 2, 2024

Epic Batter 

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

Epic Batter by rockoroll June 12, 2011