An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
by Woodcock Johnson December 29, 2010
The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.
by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 17, 2006
look at the bingus vs floppa epic battle
by the gig gaggedy goo April 26, 2022
n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
by I Palindrome I June 30, 2011
Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.
Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.
by Cewlt November 19, 2015
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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022
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