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eoJ is an urban legend of an army man human-like creature. eoJ follows little girls around and pretends he is a normal army man. Once he gets a hold of these little girls (ages 9-15) he will violently murder them. We are unsure if eoJ is real but a tiktok user @kaitlyn_batelynn has a very clear video of eoJ.
My cousin died from eoJ.
eoJ by kokmeatsandwich March 31, 2025
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amam eoj 

Jamal: Say amam eoj backwards. Mike hunt: Wait wait WHATTTT......
amam eoj by God himself lastname April 18, 2023
An Asian FOB, typically Korean. Eojins are usually bullied in school, and are lonely and are usually awkward in conversations with others. However, Eojins are inventive and talented at art(doodling, sculpting, etc. etc.) An Eojin will typically carry around a camera and take pictures of anything, and have a fun-loving heart. Become good friends with an Eojin, and the friendship will go a long way.
Yesterday I tied Eojin to a tree. Lol. He can't do anything to me! Except show video footage to the principal.
Eojin by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017
To throw poo at something/one
Darren: WOW! Alexander just totally eojee’d hamilton

Alexander: I’m the eojee expert baby
Hamilton: *sobs in the corner all pood*
eojee by Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhioe October 18, 2022
To throw poo at something or someone.
Wow Justin just eojee that man

You should eojee Christopher
eojee by Demonations37 September 15, 2022

Ripper/@Eojm 

@Eojm Has no legs because when he was 37 years old he fell down the stairs at a McDonalds Playplace
Run Up Some Stairs So Ripper/@Eojm cant catch u
Ripper/@Eojm by iCantBreathe777 August 2, 2022
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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