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Definitions by kokmeatsandwich

eoJ is an urban legend of an army man human-like creature. eoJ follows little girls around and pretends he is a normal army man. Once he gets a hold of these little girls (ages 9-15) he will violently murder them. We are unsure if eoJ is real but a tiktok user @kaitlyn_batelynn has a very clear video of eoJ.
My cousin died from eoJ.
eoJ by kokmeatsandwich March 31, 2025

Kowalshit 

A very annoying teacher, usually for social studies. Everyone hates this teacher and theres too much to say about this teacher I cant even fit it.
My first hour teacher is Kowalshit. God, I hate her!
Kowalshit by kokmeatsandwich March 31, 2025
A word/slur that you can use against your particularly annoying younger sibling. You can only say this word if you are interested in the military. Thats why this is a slur.
Friggit by kokmeatsandwich March 31, 2025