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Noun: a desire or craving, esp. for food

A term used primarily in the South (especially in southeast Louisiana), to describe an extreme desire or craving for something, usually a specific type of food.

From the French word "envie," meaning "a wish or desire."
"For some reason, I've had an envie for french fries lately.. let's go get some now!"

Also, "For some reason, I've had THE envie for french fries lately... let's go get some now!"
Envie by Adhesive February 7, 2009
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tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir 

The less Agularian form of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Translates to: You will want to make love with me tonight.

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Panties: *drop*
You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Parisian panties: *drop*

There Enlies

Alternate spelling of: Therein lies.

Used by stupid people who cannot spell.
There enlies the definition of stupidity.
There Enlies by CourageousDude March 24, 2021
baddest bitch to exist literally such an icon and has lots of friends also everyone loves her
"who is that perfect girl?"
"it must be eneviev"
eneviev by lan69420 April 11, 2020

Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015

Enfield County 

a school full of slags and skets who chat shit about each other. the teachers in enfield county are all dickheads.

for example :

“Boldy”
Bob Crusty : “Ahlie that’s Enfield County” (ECS)

Dog : “The teachers there are all nittys”
Enfield County by BobCrustyTheFirst December 5, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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