The result of your schlong becoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.
I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'