englert

whack ass style, unattractive looks, bad attire

"yo you lookin real englert right now"

by onetwothree October 10, 2005

Englerts

Small spittle buildup at the edges of the mouth commonly brought on by sleep deprivation and an enjoyably adventurous lifestyle. Chemical analysis of saliva likely to reveal a wide variety of high quality spirits, beers and hot beverages as well as possible indication of slightly more decadent substances.

1. woah dude you got englerts (New York-ese)
2. looks like a particularly fun night has resulted in a touch of englerts in me gob (Londinium)
3. Dude you just brushed your teeth or something? Where the hell did you find a toothbrush in a disused warehouse rave?
- Naw man, probably just Englerts
4. Either you've just drunk a delicious and foamy cappuccino or you might wanna wipe the Englerts off yer mouth
5. The lighting is appalling in here and I can still see you've got Englerts. No - not your nose, your mouth. No the other side. Jesus. Have some Chungy to sort out your saliva.

by Young M Chungy April 14, 2014

Engler

A very sexy guy. Usually has THE prettiest eyes, and is always nice to girls.
very easily aroused, and can't control his sexual urges.
everyone loves him, and he's hilarious.
usually very athletic and a total hottie

That sexy lifegaurd is HOT
The one with the boner?
Yeah his name is Engler
Ohhh that explain so much

by shazam. March 18, 2009

Englerted

When a limited edition art/movie print ends up having more than one variant versions of the original variant.

"I just scored the variant version of 'This Is My Farm!"

"Which version? The reg? The variant? The reg/variant? The reg sketch? The variant sketch? The reg personalized sketch? The variant personalized sketch? The 1/1 random drop?"

"Englerted."

by TimDoyle September 12, 2012

Englestead

One of the more badassery last names of all time. Those with this last name are usually absolute studs with the physique of Greeks Gods.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar say's to the bar tender I wish I was Chuck Englestead.

by 1 HungLo January 12, 2023

engert

the dried poop stuck to the inside of your butt cheek

someone peeled of a engert and put it on the toilet seat

by john12233344445555566666677779 October 16, 2008

Englett

A very wise soul with the same characteristics as a Gibbs who in turn uses many a janket in his day. An Englett tends to but heads with Josh and Bruce.

"Look at that Englett! He is ugly!"
"Oh no! That Englett is attacking you mom and grandmother at the same time!"

by tnarG Gib January 19, 2008