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Identification with and understanding of your girlfriend's vaginal tenderness after a long hard pounding.
I was filled with empussy knowing that she'd just been trained.
empussy by SeedOfOnan May 6, 2005
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When you get pussy as a form of empathy.
Tyler's sad today because bitcoin's market value just plummeted , but at-least he might get some empussy from the ladies.
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Socially challanged internet pussy. They suck up to girls, kiss their asses over message boards and chat rooms when they obviously could never talk to them in real life.
B: Wow, you looked very cute when I saw you last night!

G: Strange, you never talk to me in real life...

B: I know...! That's because I'm an ePussy!
ePussy by RandLor June 14, 2005
some mfs that get no bitches and talk to girls online for nudes and asked "show me some epussy"
1 horny mf: bro i wanna beat my meat and i need the epussy
2 a female on discord: bro wtf.
epussy by Jordycn March 31, 2022

Empussified 

being pussy-whipped, unmanly, or otherwise, emasculated.
"ever since he met Veronica, Jack has been completely empussified."
Empussified by Bulldog-Johnnie October 12, 2004
That sad boi post-nut depression. During this time one would contemplate all life choices, the meaning of life, and be surrounded by a vague cloud of darkness (not literally, but in some cases it is literal).
Boi 1: Yo fam, I spent like 2 hours in that epussy yesterday.
Boi 2: Yeah same
Epussy by //S-Class レールガン January 19, 2021
A Women who thinks and dresses like a guy. Has been hit by more men than Muhammad Ali, and has the tits the size of watermelons but an ass shaped like a 2x4.
Boy 1: Damn Emdussy got some Watermelons.
Boy 2: Yea but she's been hit more then Muhammad Ali.
Emdussy by Emdussy June 24, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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