Definitions by JRobo

emotitarded

When you type out the wrong emoticon in texting, I.M., or chat.

"sorry your dog died :)"
"why does that make you happy?"
"oh. I'm emotitarded! I mean that as a sad face! :("

emotitarded by JRobo April 22, 2011

the mix between becoming such a procrastinator that you start to become stagnate in inactivity

I procrastagnated so long that I can't motivate myself to even shower off the stench of self-loathing.

Procrastagnated by JRobo November 18, 2009