Emotitard

A type of person who tries to hard to use emoticons and/or makes up an emoticon that is irrelevant to even looking like a facial expression.

(text conversation)

Texter-"omg ur like my best friend ever!!!"

Emotitard-"NO WAY 8<>))(("

Texter-"Nvrmind i don't tlk to emotitards"

by guipeezly23 March 31, 2011

emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

Emojitarded

The inability to use emojis in any proper fashion or the blatant misuse of emojis in the wrong context.

Susan is emojitarded. She used a smiley face emoji on her post about her fathers untimely death.

by BigHeadMapGuy May 3, 2017

emotardation

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.

"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."

by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

emotarded

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly

Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded

by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007

emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.

"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 24, 2008

emotitroll

A person who uses emoticons either exclusively or without context. Someone who trolls with texts full of useless emoticons.

Chazz is such an emotitroll with his hipster emoticons.
I just got emotitrolled by Pete!

by sisterofanemotitroller January 10, 2014