emotional vomit 

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both

person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off

emotional vomit by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008

Emotionally Vomit 

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). Emotional Vomit, or E.V., is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“Sara returned home from a rough day of cheer leading and blowing off homework. As her parents tried to gently suggest she was past her curfew, yet again, she suddenly felt and irresistible urge to Emotionally Vomit all over their asses”

Emotionally Vomit by AReiter December 27, 2011