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An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.
Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.
Emoner by Fas109er September 8, 2013
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More emo
Shelia is emo, but Mark is far emoer
Emoer by Qwertylove August 17, 2008
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Lods of Emone 

L-o-d-s o-f E-m-o-n-e

What's that spell? LODS OF EMONE

Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop Dosh! Wop your wad wop your wad wop your wad on the counter!
Lods of Emone by Gambinotot December 20, 2010
Usually an "emo;" listens to typical "emo" or "myspace scene" music. Tends to fancy little boys called Alex, whom tend to be on the dole
1: "Did you hear about that Eboner?"
2: "Is she the one who likes dole dossers?"
1: "Yes, and emo/myspace cult."
Eboner by Gregory cummings January 27, 2007
generic term for a white boy who thinks hes black
we wanted to hurt emoney cuz he wouldnt stop sayin nigga
emoney by stupid white boy January 18, 2005
Person who is known for making lots of money in casino/betting games. Name of person begins with letter "E"
Emoney is making thousands off the blackjack table
emoney by BobbyLight October 12, 2008
1) The *nerdy* reaction to something internet-related that that person finds amazing.

2) A cheat for something internet- or computer-related, that will cause it to seem better.
Guy 1: Wow, I just did this benchmark on my PC. I got an eBoner!

Guy 2: You cheated, didn't you? GTFO!
eBoner by -Fosco December 19, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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