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A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emonese by acerjam123 January 1, 2010
A weird language that SZA sings in and only emos can understand her.
What the fuck is SZA saying in this song? This shit must be emonese ?

SZA sings in emonese, so i need an emo translator.
Emonese by Jun Sno October 2, 2021
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Emonee is a #queen slay princess fairy boss nd she gets shit done one way or another Shes a nice person.
Wow is that emonee

That is emonee
Oh my god emonee
Emonee by Toe pics?! July 23, 2022
n. the language spoken by egotistical or arrogant individuals
Ryan: You know me and how beautiful I am.
Meg: You do realize I dont speak egonese, right?
Egonese by MegoMyEgo January 4, 2009
n. a language spoken by egotistical and/or arrogant individuals
Ryan: Why am I so good looking?
Meg: Wow. You know I dont speak egonese as fluently as you.
egonese by Meggggggg November 8, 2007
Obesity onset by excessive eating due to to being depressed.
I thought about getting back together with my ex until I saw she got emobese.
emobese by Keitmarshall May 9, 2011
A nother way of saying somthing's emo.
Maggie: BUhahah!! Fall to my Emoness!!
Guy: No...loser...
Maggie: meaniepoo!
emoness by lalalalagumdrops September 11, 2006
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