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emography 

The study of emo's. following them around looking at them and laughing at there stupid emo faces. and soon to be a real academic subject
e.g John: hey billy i got maths next what do you got.
Billy: man i got emography hell yeh
emography by ragulk May 22, 2006

Demography 

The quantitative study of human populations in order to identify the influences on population growth and structure. All for futher development and advances in the future.
Teacher: This school is proven to be a failure through demography! I QUIT!
Tod: What the fuck demography dude?
Sonny: She's pretty much referring to us as a slacker community of unintellegent and unmotivated kids that shows through our schoolwork. Fuck her, she's insane anyway. Wanna go do some chronic?
Tod: Hell yes.
Demography by Zackeryb March 18, 2007

egographing 

Taking photos and uploading to social media sites with the aim of massaging your ego.
All these facebook profile pictures of you in front of expensive cars and of views from the front row of concerts is just pure egographing
egographing by MrLamba June 18, 2011

Emographics

Like demographics, emographics explain how many emo kids live in a certain area, or go to a certain school.
"I'm new to this middle school. What are the emographics like here?"
Emographics by Em B. March 26, 2008

chore-eography 

Dancing elaborate moves to great music whilst hanging washing, ironing, or cleaning in an attempt to make mundane chores more exciting.
I was cleaning my surfaces and had the radio on, suddenly this great track came on, I started dancing an amazing sequence of moves - it was definitely chore-eography.
chore-eography by dreamingwombat September 29, 2010

etograph 

My friend's submission to the online Urban Dictionary was accepted and now I have asked for his etograph.
etograph by ParWilliam January 7, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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