Demography

The quantitative study of human populations in order to identify the influences on population growth and structure. All for futher development and advances in the future.

Teacher: This school is proven to be a failure through demography! I QUIT!
Tod: What the fuck demography dude?
Sonny: She's pretty much referring to us as a slacker community of unintellegent and unmotivated kids that shows through our schoolwork. Fuck her, she's insane anyway. Wanna go do some chronic?
Tod: Hell yes.

by Zackeryb March 18, 2007

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Emography

Emo photography; whereby the photograph contains more hair than face.

Go to Myspace, and look for an emo. They are bound to have some emography.

by Kim Oakley February 19, 2006

Demographics

Another word referring to what your type is or what kind of person you're into.

From "Zack and Miri"
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Zack:I do!
Brandon: Then not you!!

by Alfred Miller September 15, 2009

Idiot Demographic

Media slang for daytime television's target audience. Nicknamed for the segment of the population appealed to by commercials running from about 10AM to 5PM. Ads tend to be from industries like for-profit schools (ITT Tech, DeVry), personal injury/tax lawyers (Roni Deutsch, Binder and Binder) and car insurance companies that work with DUIs and tickets (The General, Cost-U-Less). Getting bumped to this timeslot is either the death rattle or a sign of syndication for sitcoms.

"Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. "
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

"Jerry Springer just got bumped to the idiot demographic."

by SarajevoFixer1 April 23, 2010

Demographicalizing

The act or process of categorizing a geographical area determined by the population's race.

Tim: What's the address?
Brian: 4500 North Avenue...
Tim: The North Side?
Brian: Yeah...why?
Tim: Is her name Laqueefa?
Brian: Wow, no it's Carol, Mr. Racist.
Tim: That's not racist, that's demographicalizing

by Derek Poundstone July 20, 2010

Periphery Demographic

Basically, people (especially teens and adults) who read, watch or play something that's not really intended for their actual age demographic. One example is Harry Potter which was originally intended for children and adolescents but quickly caught on with adults as well.

Hank the Cowdog was originally written for adults, but became incredibly popular with children. That's one example of the periphery demographic stereotype reversed (the stereotype being that most think that adults always read something originally intended for kids, but now it's kids reading something originally intended for adults).

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019