Dancing elaborate moves to great music whilst hanging washing, ironing, or cleaning in an attempt to make mundane chores more exciting.
I was cleaning my surfaces and had the radio on, suddenly this great track came on, I started dancing an amazing sequence of moves - it was definitely chore-eography.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.