emobility 

The ability of an edge of an object to cut or otherwise make a mark on one's wrist.

hey dude, this paper's got poor emobility.

or

cool, this blade's got amazing emobility.

emobility by B Hamon January 7, 2008

erbility

Erbility (pronounced er'biliti) is a Chinglish noun, means ability of being a jerk or douchebag. Er means two, and bi (pronounced bee) means pussy or cunt in Chinese. But when they are combined, erbi (pronounced 'erbee), it means very stupid and retarded. Now just like niubility or zhuangbility, Chinese started to say erbility for fun, in order to make the word more sounds like an English.

A: Hey, do u think Huang Xiaoming is erbi?
B: Yea, for sure! He's full of erbility and zhuangbility, especially when he pronounced "not at all" lol!!!!!!

erbility by DarkBrW November 13, 2010

Mobility Scooter 

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

Mobility Scooter by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.

- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013

jmobility 

The ability to move around the world making dreams come true.

Movie stars seem to have jmobility.

jmobility by Theo G January 21, 2007

Emotality 

Emo spreading to the person next / close to you.

John is so emo today, no wonder her gf June is attaining emotality.

Emotality by eUpH0rIa June 3, 2010

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

mobility scooter bird by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011