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Erbility (pronounced er'biliti) is a Chinglish noun, means ability of being a jerk or douchebag. Er means two, and bi (pronounced bee) means pussy or cunt in Chinese. But when they are combined, erbi (pronounced 'erbee), it means very stupid and retarded. Now just like niubility or zhuangbility, Chinese started to say erbility for fun, in order to make the word more sounds like an English.
A: Hey, do u think Huang Xiaoming is erbi?
B: Yea, for sure! He's full of erbility and zhuangbility, especially when he pronounced "not at all" lol!!!!!!
erbility by DarkBrW November 13, 2010

Edibility 

Heyy do you know the edibility of this penis?

Eliability 

The ability to be a bad ass in any situation.
Wow look at that dude, he is such a bad ass I think that he has Eliability.
Eliability by StiffCox November 27, 2011

edibility 

degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!

i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!

she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
edibility by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
A guy that has amazing piano skills, yet he always flexes his cool friendship on others
Guy1: Elixility keeps flexing his friendships smh
Guy2: Well yeah, but he is great at piano.
Elixility by IHaveAUniqueName November 5, 2020

emobility 

The ability of an edge of an object to cut or otherwise make a mark on one's wrist.
hey dude, this paper's got poor emobility.

or

cool, this blade's got amazing emobility.
emobility by B Hamon January 7, 2008