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Edibility 

Heyy do you know the edibility of this penis?
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edibility 

degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!

i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!

she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
edibility by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Erbility (pronounced er'biliti) is a Chinglish noun, means ability of being a jerk or douchebag. Er means two, and bi (pronounced bee) means pussy or cunt in Chinese. But when they are combined, erbi (pronounced 'erbee), it means very stupid and retarded. Now just like niubility or zhuangbility, Chinese started to say erbility for fun, in order to make the word more sounds like an English.
A: Hey, do u think Huang Xiaoming is erbi?
B: Yea, for sure! He's full of erbility and zhuangbility, especially when he pronounced "not at all" lol!!!!!!
erbility by DarkBrW November 13, 2010

Eliability 

The ability to be a bad ass in any situation.
Wow look at that dude, he is such a bad ass I think that he has Eliability.
Eliability by StiffCox November 27, 2011
A guy that has amazing piano skills, yet he always flexes his cool friendship on others
Guy1: Elixility keeps flexing his friendships smh
Guy2: Well yeah, but he is great at piano.
Elixility by IHaveAUniqueName November 5, 2020

edibilitarian 

Noun or adjective. Describes someone who will eat all things. Anything edible.
I will eat anything edible. I’m an edibilitarian. Unlike Melissa, who is a gluten free lacto-ovo-pesca-vegetarian. The bitch. Don’t be a Melissa.
edibilitarian by vooleeloo June 23, 2019

ezibility 

in my comic my super heros have ezibility
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