emoans 

An emo kids expression, complaints, or other emo comments.

Emokid1: All I really know is my heart is bleeding as I cry one thousand tears for you....
NormalPerson1: Stop it with the emoans...

emoans by Kayla June 18, 2006

Emanstrapation 

A word used for defining that which cannot be defined. Also Surves the purpose of making it seem as though you know "big words" at a time when you are lacking any.

varying forms of:
Emanstrapational
Emanstrapationist
Emanstrapate
and Emanstrate ing

"your just.....just......SO EMANSTRAPATIONAL!"

"oh stop being such an Emanstrapationist..."

"Don't Emanstrate to me man, your buggin' me out"

"you've got such an emanstrapational ego"

Emanstrapation by Eh-jhey April 9, 2010

Emanstrial cycle 

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle

Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle

Emanstrial cycle by Realfacts4urlife July 12, 2017

emoan 

pronounced "ee-mohn"

the "depressing" moan of an emo kid. meant to inspire sympathy and/or express the depth of an emo kid's sadness. some find an emo kid's emoans strangely erotic.

like a normal moan, only emo.

Emo Kid: My mom hates me, my girlfriend Sally hates me, my best friend hates me, my dog hates me, I ha-
Normal Kid: Dude, STFU!
Emo Kid.....you're so mean.*emoans*

emoan by wtfcarlito July 16, 2008

Emons

Emo plus demons. Basically a shorter way of saying emo and demons.

"Hey! That girl probably has Emons!" He said in a laughable manner.

Emons by ComicalExe October 31, 2018

emonshay 

beautiful kind trustworthy young lady . doesn’t tolerate any shit from no body . shes cool and easy to get along with until you piss her off . she loves her family and will kill about them

“Emonshay is pretty , but i made her mad now shes trying to kill me “

emonshay by tetekkee May 17, 2018

Emonsess 

Emonsess is a vagina that's infected with an STD.

Fred: " Damn that girl is fine "
Todd: " boy, she has a total emonsess. "

Emonsess by Grammercorrecter April 8, 2017