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emo boy's kissing 

When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
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emo boys kissing 

Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".

Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.

Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.
emo boys kissing by Thelfo January 13, 2007

emo boys kissing 

-An act to attract the attention of emo girls under the disguise of sexual exploration and rebellion against social boundries.

-Pretending to be gay to get girls.

-Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex.

-attention whores.
I don't understand why emo boys kissing is so hot. They're into each other, obviously not you.
emo boys kissing by Relentless666 December 5, 2006

emo boys kissing 

the act of two males who fit emo standards smooching. not gay, just doing it for the publicity.
after looking at those emo boys kissing pictures, i gagged a little.
emo boys kissing by T. Lex July 24, 2005

emo boys kissing 

this is something that emo boys do very often.
two long fringed boys grabbing each other doesnt really hurt anyone. but does affend some people (homophobes).
emo boy kissing is usually very sexy to emo chicksand emo boys sometimes kiss to get the emo chick's attention.
some emos boys (and girls) are bisexual, but not all.
example of typical reason for emo boys kissing:
emo 1#: i really love jessica
emo 2#: thats so emo.
emo 1#: it really depresses me. thats so emo. i need to show her that i like her.
emo 2#: i have the most emo idea.....
(the pair run off to public place where jessica is)
emo1#: jessica, watch this, we're so emo...
(kiss)
jessica: (jumps on emo 1#)

Emo Boys Kissing 

Two emo males kissing to get a girls attention.

Shockingly, girls find this attractive.
THE EXPLAINATION OF EMO BOYS KISSING

Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!

Pete: I got this wicked plan.

( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )

Matt: Sweet! Let's go.

Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.

Angie spotted the emo pair.

Matt: *Makes out with Pete*

Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?

Matt: Sure!

Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U

emo boys kissing 

when to boys of the 'emo' stereotype who, whether gay or bi, kiss.

they may or may not be doing it for the attention. sometimes they are, and i disapprove of this.
but most of the time, when the kiss occurs, it is out of love or lust, not just for the attention of it.
hey, look at those two emo boys kissing.
emo boys kissing by XsammiXgirlX October 12, 2008
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