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KC and Elka 

KC and Elka are two famous podcasters from Albuqueerque, New Mexico. Their podcast is called 'The Planet: The Podcast for L Word fans'. On the podcasts they discuss The L Word, their every day life, and everything else that comes to mind.

Alot of the KC and Elka fans, also known as kelkians, communicate with each other on The Planet Forum. Their fans are known to be very dedicated, and maybe even a little obsessed at times.
Kelkian1: Jesus fucked my unicorn in the neckhole.
Kelkian2: Wait, where have I heard that before?
Kelkian1: That is a famous quote of KC and Elka.
Kelkian2: Right, so do you listen to the Planet Podcast too?
Kelkian1: I'm a member of the Kelkian Army, so yes.
Kelkian2: Let's call the Kelka Hotline!
KC and Elka by XEVEX December 15, 2008
Related Words
eloka • Elora • elka • Elona • elika • elkan • eLoad • Elouan • Emokarkat • eloan
A sweet girl who has an AMAZING butt. Usually a brunette. Definitely has her blonde moments. Loves to laugh when she can. Loves to dance and very active in sports. She surrounds her self with only one or two friends. Doesn't put up with any shit. Loves her best friend as if they are her sister. She doesn't let rumors about her friends and family stand in her way. She makes her own name, and reputation. People think she is easy, but that ISN'T the case. She loves everyone and gives everyone a second chance to prove themselves. Whats hers is hers. So don't fool with that..
Who is that girl?, she is so sweet. like an Elikah.
Elikah by SavvyLovesEllie October 6, 2010
A beacon of light. The most beautiful person in the world, inside and out.
All you need in your life is a Elouan.
elouan by IngiBig January 1, 2021
A Elona is somebody you don't want to lose. Elona is a beautiful and caring girl.She is a good gf and if you have her you've won the lottery if you are lucky to have an Elona keep her as your will never want to lose her after getting to know her. Elonas are a bit shy to their boyfriends but when they feel ready the will talk to you and hug you and all the other stuff. I have an Elona and I don't want to lose her.
You have got yourself a good gf in Elona.
Elona by HazzaTheGoat December 19, 2019
Eloda, noun.

Eloda is a semi-obtuse way of describing someone or something that is totally full of crap/shit/nonsense. As in: that's eloda crap! Or: that's eloda shit! Also: that's eloda nonsense!
He denied being a back-stabbing motherfucker. Eh, whatever, he's an eloda.

When she goes on about how awesome she is we all shake our heads and think "wow, what an eloda!".

You know that commode in the dyke's house? Yup, an eloda...

I'm pretty sure she's so full of shit that even her offspring are elodas.
Eloda by bullhater February 9, 2010
A sassy chick with an AMAZING personality and is always there for you, no matter what age. She o=is a friend to whoever treats this queen right! Don't mess around on her land or you will be sorry. =P And MAN she has a sense of style and SLAYYYS every day!!!
"Did you see that Eloa?! MAN, she is gorgeous!!"
" I know right! I wish I was her
eloa by awesomeluv February 28, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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