elmplant

a rad streamer <333 bisexual banana-suit babe~~
who streams on twitch.tv/elmplant

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by timeittells August 11, 2021

Eleplant

A creature vaguely resembling an elephant. Though it is capable of high level thought, including calculus, it will only be appeased by approximately half a bottle of red liquid, otherwise it will be non-cooperative.

Random person 1: Why don't we just ask the eleplant about it?
Random person 2: It's pissed off right now...
Random person 1: Well, if we just give it half a bottle of red liquid maybe we will appease it.
Random person 2: WATCH OUT, CHALK!

by Deadseraph October 12, 2009

emplants

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

by TomSki August 2, 2007