elisium

Elisium Dammar or cloitch face as he’s known to his minions, actually has more genetically in common with a lesser white-toothed shrew than a Human being. Sometimes after a heavy night of punching teenagers square in the teeth he likes to dress up as a ninja and attack local students with a samurai sword. In recent years nobody has seen or heard from Elisium, much speculation has taken place as to his whereabouts but theologians believe he suffered a stairwell nonsebashing leaving him quadrospazed on a life glug.

"Get inside kids here comes elisium !! "

elisium by Spaz-Mo May 10, 2005

Elysium 

1. Also called The Elysian Fields or Elysian Plain, in Greek mythology, is originally the paradise at the edge/end of the earth to which any being chosen by The Gods would be conferred this as their resting place after death, to live blessed and happy in the afterlife.

2. Any place or condition of ideal bliss or complete happiness, harmony and love; paradise.

3. Somebody/Something/Somewhere considered to be a paradise and bring feelings of euphoria/happiness, love, trust and fidelity.

1, The Gods have favored us by sending us to Elysium. What a privilege!

2. Everything was perfect. They felt in Elysium.

3. Man, I'm so lucky to have her. She is my Elysium.

Elysium by Asiodranul December 9, 2021

Elysium Bullet 

When the shot by the Elysium Bullet, you pretty much die. Except it is a good death. See Elysium

"I have been killed by the Elysium Bullet. This is the good life."

Elysium Bullet by Steed July 30, 2004

elysium 

1. A place or condition of ideal happiness; paradise.

2. From Greek Mythology, the Elysian Fields. The resting place for those favored by the Gods when the die.

elysium by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Disco Elysium 

An incredibly underrated gem of a game with an incredible story and witty dialogue, in the game you are a detective put in place to solve a murder of a hanged man but that's not all: you can start a disco club in an abandoned church, punch Cuno in the face and listen to the internal voices in your head telling you to do something.

Dick Mullen and the mistaken identity: As the two lovers share a post-coital cigarette, Deanna Deneuve turns to Mullen and says "By the way Dick, I've been meaning to tell you something"

Inland Empire Medium: Success- "I love you?"

Half-lightEasy: Success- "The name of the true killer?"

Hand/eye coordination Medium: Success- "Always aim for the centre of mass?"

Me: Disco elysium is fun

Disco Elysium by Ozkul April 19, 2022

elysium 

A beautiful girl whom you will fall in love with. she is shy and doesn't open up to a lot of people so you will have to really show her you care for her for her to love you back, Elysium is a amazing girl who is elegant and graceful at some things but clumsy in everyday life (walks into walls). if a Elysium falls in love with you don't doubt that love because she is the most loyal girl you will ever meet. Elysium is someone you will love forever and want to spend your life with. you will be the luckiest guy alive if you get to spend your time with her.

guy 1: bruh I just started dating this girl Elysium

guy 2: bro keep her shes the one

elysium by cappanocappa May 15, 2020

Elysium 

A stylish wine and tapas bar situated in Victoria Point QLD. Has a very broad spectrum of alcohol predominantly top shelf. This however never seems to be sold as the majority of patrons are bogans or cashed up wannabe metrosexuals that are convinced that smirny double blacks and JD stubbies are the best way to get pissed. A great place to pick up sluts on a Friday/Saturday night, this is made easier for the comin patron as the management give out a SHITLOAD of free piss to young girls with short skirts and visible cleavage. Total mismanagement will cause this place to eventually crumble into non-existence

pissed bogan.1 hey bra the tavern is shut at like fukn 9pm
pissed bogan.2 thats okay cunt, lets go smash some jager bombs and cocktails over at the elysium

drunk metro.1 hey bro lets go pick up some drunk sluts at elysium tonight
drunk metro.2 *flicks fringe* yeh man the boss there loves me and gives me free piss allllll the time hey

Elysium by imdaman-vp-town May 29, 2010