Elisium Dammar or cloitch face as he’
s known to his minions, actually has more genetically in common with a lesser
white-toothed shrew than a Human being. Sometimes after a heavy night of punching teenagers
square in the teeth he likes to dress up as a ninja and attack
local students with a samurai sword. In recent years nobody has seen or heard from Elisium, much speculation has taken place as to his whereabouts but theologians believe he suffered a stairwell nonsebashing leaving him quadrospazed on a life glug.