1 definition by imdaman-vp-town
A stylish wine and tapas bar situated in Victoria Point QLD. Has a very broad spectrum of alcohol predominantly top shelf. This however never seems to be sold as the majority of patrons are bogans or cashed up wannabe metrosexuals that are convinced that smirny double blacks and JD stubbies are the best way to get pissed. A great place to pick up sluts on a Friday/Saturday night, this is made easier for the comin patron as the management give out a SHITLOAD of free piss to young girls with short skirts and visible cleavage. Total mismanagement will cause this place to eventually crumble into non-existence
pissed bogan.1 hey bra the tavern is shut at like fukn 9pm
pissed bogan.2 thats okay cunt, lets go smash some jager bombs and cocktails over at the elysium
drunk metro.1 hey bro lets go pick up some drunk sluts at elysium tonight
drunk metro.2 *flicks fringe* yeh man the boss there loves me and gives me free piss allllll the time hey
pissed bogan.2 thats okay cunt, lets go smash some jager bombs and cocktails over at the elysium
drunk metro.1 hey bro lets go pick up some drunk sluts at elysium tonight
drunk metro.2 *flicks fringe* yeh man the boss there loves me and gives me free piss allllll the time hey
by imdaman-vp-town May 28, 2010