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Bowl Eligible 

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.
Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.
Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Eligible Puss 

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.
Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.
Eligible Puss by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

eligible bachelor 

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
eligible bachelor by Ecce October 6, 2004

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

eligible bachlor

the ultimate player, he's womans dream man, he knows that and the woman knows that so they have a "understanding" that she'll put up with his cheating as long as she doesn't have to be exposed to it.
"Hey i'm a eligible bachlor so i can get any woman i want as many as i want,and most of the woman know about each other but they won't complain too much because they don't want to lose me"
eligible bachlor by burntdep May 14, 2009

eligible 

to be eligible for a heating
you is eligible

yo linnin is eligible

yo barber is eligible

alexanders smelly ass is eligible

yo german ass is eligible
eligible by dadangelkid March 17, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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