elefart

Like the proverbial elephant in the room, a fart so horrendous it makes everyone too uncomfortable to even acknowledge its existence

Did anyone but me notice the elefart in the elevator?

elefart by wwwrossy December 8, 2012

eyefart 

A fart sound made occasionally by rubbing your eyes with the base of your thumb. Almost always an accident and if you try to do it again it never seems to work. Bummer.

"DAGNABBIT BILLY, GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"
"Dad it's ok it was just an eyefart!"

"Dude she was totally into me until i ripped an eyefart and she ran away crying"

Roddick angrily complained to the chair umpire that a group in the audience kept letting off eyefarts when he was about to serve.

eyefart by Sammy McSkipjack July 25, 2010

Elefantenstrumpf 

Huge condoms, suitable for elefants as proper footwear/legwear

1. In order to be prepared to shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf

Elefantenstrumpf by Endschieber November 28, 2021

Elefact 

A huge big fact. An undeniable truth.

Combining elephant and fact.

That's an elefact! Big fact!

Elefact by Ber Adair November 30, 2020

Elevarted

Farting in an elevator and getting off the next time the door opens.

"Oooh Child! The boy who just got off Elevarted this place!"

Elevarted by Newsfguy August 21, 2016

picante elefante 

the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.

gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.

i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.

picante elefante by mpd24z February 4, 2008

Elefat

The abhorrent layer of excess lard on the back of an obese persons arm, hanging low enough to essentially cover the elbow.

I saw this woman walking down the street the other day with the worst case of elefat I had ever seen.

Elefat by Randy Fabian August 24, 2005