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eyefart

A fart sound made occasionally by rubbing your eyes with the base of your thumb. Almost always an accident and if you try to do it again it never seems to work. Bummer.
"DAGNABBIT BILLY, GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"
"Dad it's ok it was just an eyefart!"

"Dude she was totally into me until i ripped an eyefart and she ran away crying"

Roddick angrily complained to the chair umpire that a group in the audience kept letting off eyefarts when he was about to serve.
by Sammy McSkipjack July 25, 2010
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eye fart

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
by Philfee November 30, 2013
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elefart

Like the proverbial elephant in the room, a fart so horrendous it makes everyone too uncomfortable to even acknowledge its existence
Did anyone but me notice the elefart in the elevator?
by wwwrossy December 8, 2012
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eyehartdasia

they are very nice and the best person on this planet tbh.
omg do you know eyehartdasia? she is so sweet, i just love her
by secretadmirer884 June 22, 2021
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