electrophiliac

(n) Person who fucks or gets off by electronics.

Benjamin Davis is an electrophiliac, I mean, look at him, he's with his computer more than his girlfriend.

by MattRohler May 9, 2003

electrophiliac

1.(n) One who is sexually arroused by electronics or electronical hardware.

2.(n) One who has sexual intercourse with computers or computer hardware.

1. Ben Davis is an electrophiliac.

2. Glen McWilliams must be an electrophiliac! After seeing Ben's new computer case, he damn near creamed his pants!

by nate_soto May 19, 2003

erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

electrophilia

To get off by anything to do with electronics, esp. shocking one's self, mainly in the genital areas. It is thought that this action is pleasurable. Different people have different limits to the electrophilia. Some people enjoy a gentle tickling, while others love intense pain from it, which is why sometimes this fetish is related to BDSM. Some people use home built machines to do the job, others use TENS machines. There's also a device called the violet wand in which is not that powerful, and is usually used with people that don't like strong currents, or people that don't know much about electricity. There are the obvious dangers of electrophilia, including a risk of burns, paralysis, and electrocution. One that has electrophilia is called an electrophile.

Guy 1: I just walked in on Sally shocking herself in her genitals!
Guy 2: Oh, Sally has electrophilia. She gets off to getting shocked.

Guy 1: Doesn't that hurt?
Sally (done shocking herself): No, I find it rather pleasurable.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl July 22, 2012

Electrophillic Substitution

You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine

"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"

by ilovechemistryandwhat August 14, 2012

electrophilia

to be aroused by electrical equipment.

ryan - "man, that hoover gave me a proper rock on!"

by dandeath September 24, 2004