Skip to main content

electrophilia 

To get off by anything to do with electronics, esp. shocking one's self, mainly in the genital areas. It is thought that this action is pleasurable. Different people have different limits to the electrophilia. Some people enjoy a gentle tickling, while others love intense pain from it, which is why sometimes this fetish is related to BDSM. Some people use home built machines to do the job, others use TENS machines. There's also a device called the violet wand in which is not that powerful, and is usually used with people that don't like strong currents, or people that don't know much about electricity. There are the obvious dangers of electrophilia, including a risk of burns, paralysis, and electrocution. One that has electrophilia is called an electrophile.
Guy 1: I just walked in on Sally shocking herself in her genitals!
Guy 2: Oh, Sally has electrophilia. She gets off to getting shocked.

Guy 1: Doesn't that hurt?
Sally (done shocking herself): No, I find it rather pleasurable.
Words you can keep

electrophilia 

ryan - "man, that hoover gave me a proper rock on!"
electrophilia by dandeath September 24, 2004

erectophiliac 

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners
Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac
erectophiliac by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

electrophiliac 

(n) Person who fucks or gets off by electronics.
Benjamin Davis is an electrophiliac, I mean, look at him, he's with his computer more than his girlfriend.
electrophiliac by MattRohler May 9, 2003

electrophiliac 

1.(n) One who is sexually arroused by electronics or electronical hardware.

2.(n) One who has sexual intercourse with computers or computer hardware.
1. Ben Davis is an electrophiliac.

2. Glen McWilliams must be an electrophiliac! After seeing Ben's new computer case, he damn near creamed his pants!
electrophiliac by nate_soto May 19, 2003

Electrophobia

Fear of teslas or electric cars (mainly teslas)
I have electrophobia
Electrophobia by SuperSonicSlushi September 3, 2022

Electrophillic Substitution 

You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine
"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
Next