One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄
“What the heck, I literallyJUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”
“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.
The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.
I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my dategave me a strange look and walked away...
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)