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Exbeelent
Exbeelent by Ken Bruckbauer March 29, 2008
Elbert County
An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.
If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.
If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!
"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"
Elbert County by New Mexican November 24, 2019
eleet
Otherwise seen as 31337, this is Geek Speak for the word, Elite. Often used online as a replacement for Elite.
see: leet
see: leet
eleet by Tenshi-Ryuu October 1, 2006
Ellee
Ellee is a one of a kind friend, the type of person that you sincerely would be lucky to come across. She has a certain charisma that draws people towards her and you find yourself just wanting to talk to her and be her friend whenever she steps in the room. Not only is she amazing inside, but also is beautiful on the outside. She has a unique appeal about her that only grows as you get to know her. She is not stuck up and can admit that she has a nerdy side, such as her love for Harry Potter or that she can't sleep good at night without reading a couple chapters in her current fantasy novel. She doesn't try to stand out in the crowd by dressing too flashy, she prefers jeans and a t-shirt over anything. But her beauty and charismatic personality automatically outshine everyone else in the room. If you find an Ellee, don't let her go because she loves unconditionally, will be the best friend you ever had and will always tell you the truth based on what's best for you.
Elee
A person who is very sexy, smart, kind, lazy, and fun. Someone who is NOT hyper and always is there for u. They are also known to be a German name not a jewish name. They are also known to have pretty eyes. Sometimes they can get energetic if u make them excited. They will also become your best friend if u offer them food. They are also known to have all the people cry at how sexy they are. And whoever made the other definitions has never seen a person like that and they only want internet clout from a definition.
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