dd's definitions

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 10, 2003

shoap

To wash a female sheep with soap.

Since I was a young boy, it has always been my Sunday morning pleasure to shoap.

by dd December 21, 2004

wafa

flat as a board... like flat walls, the new flat tv screens

hey your wall is looking very wafa!

by DD September 23, 2004

elbee

ancient queen of mercia

by dd October 14, 2003

olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$

yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight

by DD February 17, 2005

freshie

When smoking weed, the first hit in a fresly packed bowl.

"Nah man, it's your stuff; you take the freshie."

by dd April 8, 2005

gaybar

A homosexual watering hole

girl, i want to take you to a gaybar

by DD September 27, 2003