eju

-Just.

-Don't even trip.

-Eju, eju.

by 90eud December 24, 2008

ejuiceulate

When a juice box decides to squirt its contents all over your face/chest while trying to insert a straw

I have to change my shirt, because my juice box ejuiceulated all over me

by AngryPOPTART12 June 5, 2013

Ejucation

When your below the country's IQ standard and ask the person in front of you if education is spelt with a J

Hey Cynthia, is it ejucation with a j?

by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020

Ejunkulation

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.

Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.

by CluexFour May 13, 2010

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

by bp again September 6, 2012

e-ju-ma-kay-shun

the slang version for education

i have a very good e-ju-ma-kay-shun

by emzbabiigurl021 June 27, 2005

ejuen

A person who's world revolves around vegetables. You can often find them sniffing around the fresh produce section of the supermarket like wild herbivore, eating loose leaves off the floor like a vacuum cleaner cleans up dirt. Dangling a carrot infront of an ejuen puts them in a hyper excited state that might cause them to go into trance-like state reciting the names of vegetables in alphabetical order. Generally, a very weird, vegetable-loving person.

Look at that girl, she is such an ejuen!

by Cherie Chong August 27, 2017