ejegul

A great amazing woman who always multitasks. Can say they plan to do things with you and at the last second they boosh- forget. Obsessed with creepy-pastas for some reason and somehow the total opposite of edgy... Is literally a workaholic who eats TOO much peanuts.

You walk 2 am in the morning and see a tall figure- ah- nah, it ain't alot just an ejegul eating its usual early morning snack, obvs peanuts.

by Peachytrauma May 28, 2021

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Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am

Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

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Ejeculatte

When you stick your dick in warm coffee and cum so it feels super gnarly.

Dre'faun: nigga why you smilin' so much?
Le'fondrone: cuz I pulled an ejeculatte today and my cock is all soft and warm!

by beaufindley September 20, 2010

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ejogulating

when you ejaculate while running, jogging, or power walking.

Dude, her boyfriend came home when i was banging her and i jumped out the window and started running down the street. I was ejogulating everywhere!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

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Ejeculation

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.

Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

by Earl Of Scottington March 14, 2009

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