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A great amazing woman who always multitasks. Can say they plan to do things with you and at the last second they boosh- forget. Obsessed with creepy-pastas for some reason and somehow the total opposite of edgy... Is literally a workaholic who eats TOO much peanuts.
You walk 2 am in the morning and see a tall figure- ah- nah, it ain't alot just an ejegul eating its usual early morning snack, obvs peanuts.
ejegul by Peachytrauma May 28, 2021
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The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Ejetulate by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

Ejeculatte 

When you stick your dick in warm coffee and cum so it feels super gnarly.
Dre'faun: nigga why you smilin' so much?
Le'fondrone: cuz I pulled an ejeculatte today and my cock is all soft and warm!
Ejeculatte by beaufindley September 20, 2010

ejogulating 

when you ejaculate while running, jogging, or power walking.
Dude, her boyfriend came home when i was banging her and i jumped out the window and started running down the street. I was ejogulating everywhere!
ejogulating by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Ejeculation 

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.
Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

ejagulative 

Wow man,you are so ejagulative
ejagulative by Ethanhorror May 13, 2018

Ejagulate 

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game
After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room
Ejagulate by Fundles January 19, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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