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Worst english teacher EVER. Grades based on hand writing and how much he likes you. If you get his class, suicide.
I just got a 70% on a test that I got nothing wrong on because Mr. Eiler is a blind old bastard.
Eiler by raela June 27, 2004
1. Slutty girl you meet at a bar and take home without needing to get her drunk.

2. A girl with no personality that has only her looks to survive off of.

3. Another name for a one night stand. Can be used in conjunction with itself.
I met an eiler at the bar last night and had an eiler. Very sad since she's such an eiler that right around the time she turns 35 nobody is gonna be able to stand her, especially after she has kids.
Eiler by kimw2006 October 18, 2010
1. A cheese pussy
2. one who is possibly gay
3. did i mention hes afraid of cheese
That kid was being an Eiler at lunch when he scraped the cheese of his pizza.
eiler by thegrabber2 January 24, 2011

Ronnie Eiler 

loves alfs and driving home by himself and leaving friends stranded at the bars

AKA Ron solo
Man we were all about to drive home together after the bars but you totally "Ronnie Eilered" us
Ronnie Eiler by a standed bargoer August 17, 2011
Smart, beautiful, crazy, nerd who loves books and music and video game but is sweet and fun to be around
I wish i had an Eileena as a bestie.
eileena by Malilicious May 25, 2014
Eileen is a cute and amazing girl she always will help you and be there when you need her when you mess with one of her friends she'll beat the fuck out of you cause her friends are her prioterty but she's amazing at kissing you will never want to stop and if she becomes your girlfriend damn!!! You gonna be lucky she might look shy and quite but when you get to meet her she's actually crazy and freaky but funny and dirty minded but if u have her try not to loose her cause if you do you will regret it and she might be sensitive and a jealous girl but she just trying to show what is hers
Boy:Damn Eileen is hella fine i want her but she has a boyfriend
Boy:Just shoot your shoot cause she is hella fine and funny
Eileen by Girly Eileen December 23, 2018