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eifbesun 

a girl/gue who is completely oblivious to a guy/girl who loves her and constantly flirts with her but she has no clue and thinks they're just friends and always will be.
Mark hung out with Susan all the time. They went to the out just them and everyone (including their parents) except them knew they were meant to be and were going out. Neither of them could face it because they were being eifbesuns.

Another way is if Mark liked Susan and Susan would talk to him, spill her heart and them become best friends when Mark was secretly in love with her and she was blind to it, or chose to be.
eifbesun by Elizabeth & Kayla January 4, 2006
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eiftb • /eift • eifbeidbwoa • eifbesun • eift • eitb
eift (or eifting), a derivative of sift, refers to when someone attempts to display copious amounts of affection to everyone (hence the e). The word often refers to people in administrative positions of power that exploit their advantage to make unwelcomed sexual advances onto people below them in the workplace-hierarchy. Eift is often referring to physical sexual harassment rather than light-hearted flirtation. In short, eift means "sexually harass multiple people".
My boss tried to eift me today, he eifts everyone in the office.
eift by anon2484842 January 27, 2021
I just found out about vore.
/eift
/eift by Jakan1704 April 25, 2021
Emily was giving out food to her classmates… ‘eitb’ was a common message sent afterwards
eitb by Pollo6884 June 8, 2021

eifbeidbwoa 

when you can't fathom reality whilst talking to a ben it becomes eifbeidbwoa
e.g. ffs wtf is going on eifbeidbwoa
eifbeidbwoa by Ughdonttouchmebish November 28, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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