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Another pronunciation of Eichner: A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the german army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis. Dreams of the deutschland glory of the 30s and 40s while listening to techno music
Wow, what a fucking eichler!!!

That eichler sure does give good head!!!

I woke up this morning and he had his lips around my cock while he jerked off! What an eichler!
eichler by Joseph Eichler July 9, 2012
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Eichler house 

The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
You live in an Eichler house? Lucky!
Eichler house by T.F. Norman February 4, 2008
A title given only to the manliest of men.
Look at those rippling biceps and billowing pectorals. He is truly worthy of being named an Eicher
Eicher by Jeffery Robbinson February 10, 2008
A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis
Wow, what a fucking eichner!!!

That eichner sure does give good head!!!
eichner by wes fikes August 30, 2006
Eicher- a foul smell of fish from the female genitalia
Omg guys can you smell jess? She's so eicher today.
EICHER by Champ121 January 30, 2020
The act of, or to take a crap in one's pants. Pertains only to the unexpected and fully adult homosapien.
"Dad I'm going to Eicher my pants...Dad I'm 18 I just Eichered my pants in your car."
Eicher by Al Haal March 4, 2010

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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