Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 02, 2022

Adam Campbell

Little tired baby boy who can't comprehend the story of Jack and Jill.

Adam Campbell: Im going to bed
Everyone: :0

by zyzz_legacy February 02, 2022