eggtard 

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

Eggtard 

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

egotard 

Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.

Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.

egotard by Truuth December 4, 2004

Eggward 

eggward is a minecraft chicken. also my boyfriend

back the fuck up from eggward you hoe bag

Eggward by eggward is a boss October 14, 2019

Egguardo 

The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggward 

The name of chickens in minecraft

I cant believe you killed eggward

Eggward by kanaki February 4, 2020